Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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don't just stand there

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How come grilled cheese?

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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