homosexuals are gay

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

what are three short words? i a am

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Horse.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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