- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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