When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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