A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Worms don't like apples.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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