I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Anti Joke

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