what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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What's just not right? Left

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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