why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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