A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Of course, first door on your left

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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