Casey Anthony kills a baby

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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womens rights

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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identical jokes get different votes.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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