- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

There's a god, just kidding.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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