- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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