- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

British Dentistry

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Dumbledore dies.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

men's rights activists

how do you call someone? use a phone

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