Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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what do you call a black guy african american

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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no pun intended

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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