why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Barack Obama

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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