Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Worms don't like apples.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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