- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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