What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Anti Joke

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