Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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hey guys im gay

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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