- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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