Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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