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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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