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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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justin beiber sucks

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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