- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Gretta has five legs? -no

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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