What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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