- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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