Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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richard is fag

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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