Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

it's funny because it's funny

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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