- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

you see theres this guy.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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