"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

9/11 my birthday

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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