- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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