A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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anti jokes are really funny

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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