What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Once upon a time a was born

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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where is the world?

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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What is 9+10? 19

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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