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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A black man walks out of a police station

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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