Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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