- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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