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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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