Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

bangers and mash?

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

black people

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

wenis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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