Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

So a blonde walks into a wall...

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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