- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A Fat Kenyan

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

penis. nuff said.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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