- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Immigration Laws

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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