- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Whats green? The color green.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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