Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Rylan Clark

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read this sentence again.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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tim has no humor

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