- Anti Joke

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

say it ten times fast: oh

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How do you spell eight? 8

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

a black man did not eat chicken.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile