A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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