- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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