- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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