- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Knock knock! Just kidding.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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