- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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here's a joke... the american education society

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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