- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

eoin burgin is fat

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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