- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.