- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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