- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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