How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Sixty... eight

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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