I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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You sick fiend

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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