- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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