- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A man walks into a bar

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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