- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

your face

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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