Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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My cat just died.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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