- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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