- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Justin beiber comment if u get it

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