What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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